her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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