The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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