I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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