Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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