what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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