he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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