I wish I could punch you in the face.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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