ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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