Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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