Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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