the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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