it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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