Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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