What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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