i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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