im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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