we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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