Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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