hows the party?
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be there in 10
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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