quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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