How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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