ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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