I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
that's an acceptable place to lick
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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