break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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Have fun and good luck.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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