their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.