Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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