their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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