he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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