I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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