You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My pussy is not your playground.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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