We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home