Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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