I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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