I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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