Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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