hotel room ftw
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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