I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know