We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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