I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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