Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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