my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Randomize
