so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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