Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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