and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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