sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
do herpes really smell.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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