okay pat passed out under dana's car
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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