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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.

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• (818): View more from California

  Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.

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  Welcome to college.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He called out my ex's name during sex.

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  Alex is a pretty common unisex name.

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  It was the same Alex. I asked.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now

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