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Wipe that smile off your face.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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