As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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