We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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