This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You can't just leave with hair like that
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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