Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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