yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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