Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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