you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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