I hate all girls vehemently.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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